(Source: someworriedshoes)
Anonymous asked: I O U
SHERLOCK < 3 Anonymous love.
I: Most played song on your iPod?
Currently ‘Here Is The News’ by ELO, but it changes a lot.
Already done O.
U: Who was the last person who saw you undressed?
Myself. I am very protective about that sort of thing, and I’m never in anything less that a shirt and underwear. Ever. I hope nobody has secretly seen me naked o__o Now I’m paranoid.
Anonymous asked: LOVE
L: Who was your first love?
Well, I have only romantically loved two people in my life. The one you speak of was a random man on the internet from Holland. We met on a Chat Roulette style website, and swapped e-mails. We talked together for about three years, and it was the closest I’ve ever been to another human. Then he asked for a picture, I gave him one of my face, and he just stopped talking to me. Yeah, true love.
O: Do you consider yourself an open book?
I can pretend to be one, but in reality I am very much a closed book. Probably the dusty antique one you never saw on the charity shop book shelf.
V: Are you a virgin? If so, when did you lose your virginity?
I am a virgin, yes. I’m fifteen, lol. I have no intention of ever losing it either. Why bother with all that, the world is so much more than breeding between humans doses up with hormones.
E: Most expensive gift you’ve ever given?
Err, not sure. I generally don’t look to the pecuniary value of items, but their worth to me. Anyway, I don’t have much money, so I generally don’t buy gifts for myself or other people. I don’t really do the Christmas and Birthday thing, it’s more of a social contract to be honest.
If you’re in the UK, don’t forget to watch Springwatch just starting now, (8pm), on BBC2! As well as a family of foxes, they’ll be following all sorts of interesting British wildlife over the next few weeks.
The one night the TV is broken x__X
Put a letter/word in my ask box and I will do these. Go anonymous if you want, lol.
- A: What is your life ambition?
- B: Have you ever been beat up? Have you beat anyone else up?
- C: Last time you cried?
- D: Are you afraid of death?
- E: Most expensive gift you've ever given?
- F: Which of your family members are you closest to?
- G: Have you ever gambled?
- H: What's the most heroic thing you've ever done?
- I: Most played song on your iPod?
- J: Do you get jealous easily?
- K: Kindest person you know?
- L: Who was your first love?
- M: Do you believe in marriage?
- N: How many people have seen you in the nude?
- O: Do you consider yourself an open book?
- P: Which of your accomplishments are you most proud of?
- Q: If you were king or queen for a day, what law would you set first?
- R: Have you ever rescued anyone? What were the circumstances?
- S: Do you sing or dance?
- T: Do you have trust issues?
- U: Who was the last person who saw you undressed?
- V: Are you a virgin? If so, when did you lose your virginity?
- W: Have you ever written/attempted to write a book? Tell us about it.
- X: Would you ever consider a threesome?
- Y: Have you ever been on television?
- Z: What's the biggest problem you have with religion?
Laura eww clean this up
But I need maggots in the garden to clean my skulls x__x
Well whoever knew
That the pile of poo
Would be such a romantic place?
From what I’ve been taught,
I should never have caught
Those two flies in loving embrace.
We drink at the pub,
And we dance at the club-
Just to find someone else to adore.
But how was she feeling
Upon him revealing:
This poo was their place to explore.
So what would it take
Just to get her to make
A home for her maggoty young?
As the poo decomposes,
She’d ask him for roses,
To lessen the smell of the dung.
(Source: laughatyourproblems)
Bug bites.
It seems that the bugs inside my bed have got me again. There’s a swollen lump on the size of my foot from a bug bite, something I am quite allergic to. And then it would appear I have ripped my root open trying to scratch it in the night. Great.
